Class of 2010 - Sophomores
The class of '10. Leading the team in all-around Soph-moronic abilities.
A-Prime
Hailing from infamous Dirty Jersey, A-Prime can be found sporting his straight brim often bringing an urban flavor to the Hellfish. Constantly injured and never silent, A-Prime is coming into his own as a veteran and team secretary. Forced to write our countless pointless emails to the team, A-Prime is getting an early behind the scenes look at the way the team is run, which may be the cause of his recent depression.
Scapegoat
The man. When we're not blaming him for something.
DDR
Someone once tricked DDR into thinking he was once suave, but his game, both on the field and off are ...improving. Luckily this year's team will help him improve on these areas. Stats: Boring. We wish the girls in his life would get as close as his dump cuts.
Cheetara
Cheetara starting playing frisbee in the deep dark mines of Pittsburg. From a young age, his parents forced him to work the coal mines, and luckily he found the light and was able to navigate his way out. Since then he's traded his pick-ax for a disc and never looked back. Dont ask him to navigate to a party however, because he has yet to find his way to the Hellfish House.
Papa Holgash
After the graduation of Jeffro, Holgash gets to take over as most sensitive Hellfish. Loves his friends, Loves his girlfriend, Loves playing flipcup with cans of Chucky Soup, Loves his homework, Loves his mom, Loves his teammates, Loves the stairs at the Hellfish house, Loves running half marathons, Loves to have injured knees, Loves to be passionate, Loves to cross dress, and Loves the University of Maryland. If it is a person, place, or thing. Holgash probably feels strongly towards it. In fact he is probably emailing Smalls and Noodler right now to tell them how much he loves having a bio on the website.
Butters
Loves the Yankees, hates himself. In a freak science experiment Butters once accidentally super glued his hands to his head and couldn?t get them off for 3 hours. Later he would find out that he got Mono from sharing his straw with a plethora of women whom he considered to be a 1??. but were actually a 0. Better at ultimate then he is at common sense. If you think his name comes from the show South Park than you are wrong. It comes from the ability of his man to slip away from him like Butters.
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