The Hellfish Hall of Fame
Since their creation in 1997, the Hellfish Club has seen some interesting people. Many of whom make a lasting impression on the club that survives their short stay here at JMU. Some have managed to stay longer than others, and we are grateful for that. This small section is dedicated to honoring these men and their lasting impression.
Convict
About 95% chance he's not really an alumni, last seen sleeping on the 'Frisbee Flats' (2004-2005 edition) couch, he's probably icing his knees somewhere. Most injured Hellfish of all time. He has found a permanent residence at the Hellfish House and planning to room with Bakon. He is hoping that when Bakon comes back, he can persuade him to live in the attic and only pay the cable bill, which is very feasible for Bakon.
Matt Eddie
Nicknames: (note: most of these names are self imposed) Princess, Rudy, Bones, Madd Sweddy, El Toro, Don, El Matador, Superior, Half-Man, The Painter, Nickname, K-Mart, Special Delivery, The Hawk, Gay Matt, JAKOB...(still working on this list). So some of us were standing on the sideline as we were playing ECU, and one of their guys asks, "Do you guys still have Princess, or did you kick him off the team?" Basic replied, "No! he's our captain and spiritual leader!" Best memories of Matt Eddy: "I'VE HAD THE TIME OF MY LIFE...AND I OWE IT ALL TO YOOOOUUU!" "FOUL!!! WHAT!?! STALL!!! WHAT!!! THAT'S A foul stall!" "I WANT YOUR NAME, I'M GOING TO THE UPA!" Graduated in 2004.
Jar Jar
If you were a hot dog, would you eat yourself? Sick or hurt for most of the time he was on the team. Currently he tears up the local Harrisonburg club ultimate scene (which is non- existent) and is still sick and/or hurt. Coined the quote "God I love drugs" (referring to his propensity to need lots of Advil and cold medicines). Worst consistent cough I have ever heard ...and really who breaks their pelvis??? (second most injured Hellfish of all time) Graduated 2004 (should have Graduated in 2003).
Jimmy James
Thundah, Dr.
Commendations:
Bakon
Unfortunately, nobody can be told what the Bakon is. You have to see him for yourself. Wednesday, May 25th, 2005. Dear Diary, Three years ago, I, Bakon came to JMU from the northern ultimate Mecca that is Brunswick, Maine. All he brought was a shiny new guitar and a simple metal spoon. Now the guitar is worn with wisdom and character and the spoon has been worn to a nub after conquering nearly all the Moose tracks (see homepage) that the east coast has to offer. Bakon plays the occasional game of ultimate between studying and eating, but his true passion is to become a world #1 ranked grand champion of Warhammer 40,000. Perhaps, with the patient instruction of the other players in the house this dream will some day become a reality.
Basic
Conductor of the "NO-FUN-WE-ARE-ALL-GONNA-RUN" train. AKA Former Team Co-CAPTAIN Stats/Super Powers: 40 time: 6.7 seconds. 4 mile time: 6.7 minutes. Awkward Jumping Ability "TEXTBOOK" What makes basic mad: his dumb flick. Wow that would be great: Redskins Superbowls, Winning Nationals. Extracurriculars: Worst Spanish Speaker (in Spanish 3). Ultimate Frisbee. Class?
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